Now, when I first read this headline, I went into a cute hardiac molest. Turns out, though, that this Barely Legal is not thee Barely Legal, but instead an NBC sitcom modeled after some overachieving wench named Kathleen Holtz who passed the California bar at age 18. In other news, my balls are now the color of a Smurf policeman who just listened to Eiffel 65.