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February 2009
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“I generally feel ‘ashamed’ that I am ‘part of humanity’...”
– Carles, one of the Inturwebs’ best music memes, when asked by The Village Voice if there is “an element of self-loathing” to what he does at HRo.
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“Imagine the worst diarrhea you’ve ever had, and then times it by 10, with...”
– Lobbying the state of Washington to open private restrooms so those with Crohn’s disease can anal miscarriage at a moment’s notice, Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready on what it’s like living with said malady.
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January 2009
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Jan 31st
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Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. Fuck Buttons, Street Horrrsing (ATP) Unapologetically noisy, unabashedly melodic, Andrew Hung and Benjamin John Power are the new Bristol sound. Not on another record this year were leather and lace worn so well together. 2. Baby Dee, Safe Inside The Day (Drag City) Nomi Ruiz’s sheen, Antony’s warble, Edie Sedgwick’s tributes, Genesis Breyer P-Orridge’s laments, hell,...
Jan 29th
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“I know there’s been some people saying, ‘Oh, she’s a...”
– Miley Cyrus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she ain’t no metal poser.
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ChaCha is back to settling bar bets
Logan K. Young: What is the German parenthetical appellation in the title to the Peter Schilling song Major Tom?
ChaCha: We'll have ur answer soon! U can use FastCodes to get answers now! Try FUNMENU for Jokes,Games,Bizarre; INFOMENU for Defs,Weather,Scores; MENU to see 'em all.
Logan K. Young: Thxxx, I
ChaCha: Völlig losgelöst. In English, it apparently means coming home.
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“When I walked into the cell I saw this fat, bald bloke sitting in the corner...”
– Richard Lyttle, 40, from Romford, East London, on sharing a holding cell with Boy George before the singer was transferred to the Rikers of North London, Pentonville Prison.
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Hilary Duff to appear in Barely Legal →
Now, when I first read this headline, I went into a cute hardiac molest. Turns out, though, that this Barely Legal is not thee Barely Legal, but instead an NBC sitcom modeled after some overachieving wench named Kathleen Holtz who passed the California bar at age 18. In other news, my balls are now the color of a Smurf policeman who just listened to Eiffel 65.
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Sonic Youth all a Twitter about new album →
Sonic Youth are using my own microblog of choice to keep us abreast of the mixing process for their first record for Chris and Gerard’s label The Eternal. And if their twats are to be believed, John Agnello is in the studio helping out. John Agnello, John Agnello. Hmm, why does that name sound familiar? Is he the guy hanging out with his wang out in the final freeze frame crowd shot of Teen...
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Liking Jimmy Buffett may one day kill you →
So, this soldier dude managed to make it back from Afghanistan all in one piece only to die at the hands of some Kanye West fans? In Colorado!?! Somewhere out there, in the best double-wide Camel cash can buy, Lee Greenwood is beside himself with grief. (And I’d bet my first born he’s probably sitting down.)
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Caleb Followill is stupider than I thought →
When asked to name his favorite Motown artists, anorexic tool Caleb Followill - he of familial date rape soundtrackers Kings of Leon - rattled off Sam Cooke and Otis Redding. Hey, Caleb, take your finger out of your mouth and listen up. Just as some Sonic Youth records actually came out on DGC, not every black singer recorded for Rockwell’s dad. I know you and your naked brothers are from...
Jan 15th
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ChaCha does not settle a bar bet
Logan K. Young: Does David Crosby sing backup on Hootie and The Blowfish's Hold My Hand?
ChaCha: No, I can't find any evidence supporting that David Crosby sings backup on Hold My Hand by Hootie and The Blowfish.
Logan K. Young: Well, you need to look harder ChaCha, 'cause I know he did. Seacrest out!
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“I want to apologize to Sean Penn for appearing disrespectful in my recent...”
– Antony Hegarty apologizing for his original comments regarding Sean Penn’s performance in Milk.
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